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agrit
I thought this was great and had to pass it on...Enjoy!

I was out walking with my four year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it'sbeen, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked alongin silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So, if you don't pass the test, you have to be the daddy."
boopie
lmao... that is just too good!! ...and TRUE!!! emo-1554516sign70.gif
Nikki
emo-14306242329132.gif I have to agree, that is great and 100% true lol
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